calgaryboy
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U18 Billingham v BradfordBillingham 9 Bradford 4
A bit like a fine wine, the clubs cream the U18's, didn't travel well. In fact they were definitely sour on the night.
For once we just didn't seem to have it on the night, don't know why, any ideas?
Quick recovery for "pocket rocket" Alex Laville who did all the checking for Bradford in this game. Alex pulled his muscle away from his thigh during a second period spectacular crunch and spent most of the weekend in Hospitals, lets hope he makes a quick and full recovery.
(Stats to follow)
Quick hockey quizz
How many "f"s in "Team Talk"?
Ans: I counted 27 in the Bradford changing room before the third period.
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Da Boss
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"The clubs cream" ??? Rose tinted specs again David?
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calgaryboy
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No crystal clear 20:20 vision and I know at least 18 players who will agree with me.
Like Alcoholism the hardest step is admitting it to yourself.
Before you go to bed tonight say a little prayer to the Hanson in the sky and for christmas you too could end up with a team as good as ours, although I have to warn you it's not easy. It needs commitment and hard work( look those words up in a dictionary!).
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Da Boss
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Haha that's very good. I think you need to get to specsavers though!!!
Now lets look at the facts. You are 3rd in the league as our my U12s. I am not denying that you are doing well and we are all very proud but at the moment you are under acheiving as you should be winning the league. The clubs 'cream' as you like to put it is surely the U14s. Top of the league, unbeaten!!! Do I need to continue. I think not!
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Da Boss
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Commitment / n. ageing useless net minder that refuses to believe he was garbage so spends his time shouting at kids and ordering people to make him coffee to make himself feel better.
Hard Work / a. Even more ageing 'funnyman' of the duo who abides to 'his masters' every whim. AKA lap dog! Definately needs to get to specsavers!
Are you sure my team need these two jokers???
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calgaryboy
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Don't suppose you need us two Jokers when you're as big a clown as you are.
Probably better looking for a big top and hanging up them skates for a pair of size 17's.
You already have the red hooter.
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Da Boss
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Steady on don't get personal!!!
I'm actually looking for a photo of you two on the Billingham bench wearing ice hockey helmets! lol I so wish I could have been there.
Honestly I'll pay good money if anyone has one!
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calgaryboy
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All the photos a young boy like you needs to see are at this link.
http://www.chrisprocter.com/Sports
When you get bored of looking at yourself check out the U18 photo's V Notts. Then you can see the speed, skill, discipline and commitment even in the stills.
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Da Boss
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Haha. Cheers David. And thanks for putting the U12s scores up as well.
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